Marathon Viewing The Latest Festive Features: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the time of year to lounge on the couch and demolish a packet of festive treats in front of a great film, a poor film, or one that’s awesomely awful.
Once again, a selection of new holiday movies strives to join part of our holiday traditions—potentially even earning a place alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
So, in a helpful attempt to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I binged as many fresh festive movies as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, ideally, on a positive note. This film is the sole 2025 title on a famous website's list of the top 100 festive features of all time.
The musical trio are trapped in the UK after concluding their world tour and must return for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an villainous Saint Nick, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “find their sibling bond.”
The banter between the bickering brothers is amusing even for the uninitiated, while fans will certainly pick up on lots of easter eggs as they endeavor to get back using all transportation available.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who are obliged to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland stars as a movie actor cast a pantomime.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose representative has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin cast-mates inform him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he insists angrily. You can guess their retort. Unless you’re unfamiliar with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming side stories, and the rest of the cast is cracking, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit naff at any other time of year, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
A familiar face pops up at the outset of this film, too, insulting someone for the next movie straight. Is this a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who collects Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story develops as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is visited by the spirits of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least unique from all the others, but sadly he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s acting is lifeless—a major flaw when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Lunchtime: Stuffed
There’s time for a channel's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an large festive windfall at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) talks him into blowing the money on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to pay back the excess.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those Christmas films where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its main point—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is sent to a French chateau to do a deal for a champagne business. En route, she runs into a fellow in a literary haven who promises to show her a festive Paris.
A critic recently claimed this is the top new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a touch of class and gives the obligatory cozy feelings.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, regardless of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The secret is somewhere, and Chris sets out to find it with the assistance of a team of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s understated but sweet, and ideal viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a bickering American family who gather for the holidays—including other Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a jumble of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally takes center stage.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but fortunately here’s a new entry in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and strangely compelling—festive fodder.
It’s a tale as well-worn: An American woman journeys to a far-off wintery locale and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher